This clip starts approximately 5 minutes into the feature.
Kenny is driving a tanker full of sewage through traffic.
Kenny We’ve got a bit of a drive here because we have to drop this load off at mama and papa poo in Werribee.
We see Kenny driving the truck, opening the gates, and driving into the treatment plant.
Kenny (voice-over) The funny thing is, a lot of people use the word 'shit’ now, of course, as an abusive word, you know as a swear word, the sort of word you want to keep away from kiddies. But the funny part is, where it came from, was when they started to transport manure in the ships so they could use it to fertilise gardens. Problem was, moisture would get into the boat, into the bottom of the boat, and mix up with some of the manure they were transporting and it would start to ferment and it would cause a gas. And the problem was, if someone went down there with a candle or lit a match or had a pipe or something down there, sometimes it ignited and there was an explosion on the boat. After that, they put all the crap in boxes and it had SHIT written on the side of the box and that stood for Store High In Transit, and that’s where it got its name from. So, I don’t know whether there is any truth to that story or not, but it’s a pretty elaborate lie. Bit of longwinded set-up if someone’s made that story up. I’m going with it!
Kenny is back at the depot, fixing the panels of the portaloos.
Kenny Just having to work a little bit of overtime tonight, just to get a couple of extra toilets ready. We have a heap of them going out next week.
Kenny points out the damage to some of the panels.
Kenny As you can see, the kids, I don’t know what they do. They’ve broken through that one. They do all sorts — oh, have a look at this one. You won’t believe this. ‘Ave a look at this. This one I replaced this morning.
Kenny holds up a loo door with a huge hole in it.
Kenny Look at that, hey. What kind of curry’s that bloke been eating? Devil’s curry. Hell’s teeth, I tell ya.
Kenny moves around the workshop.
Kenny I‘ve never understood why people all carry on about it. I enjoy a good crap, to be quite honest. Well, not only enjoy, I love it. I don’t think it’s all pain and anger. Me personally, I sit on a toilet for 20-odd minutes. As most men can. You know, it’s an interesting fact, as far as smells, apparently your body only is in shock, and sometimes it is shock, for the first seven to twelve seconds or something, and after that you get used to it very quickly. That’s why a man can read a newspaper or magazine from front to back, you know, in the toilet in his own smell, and not notice it. Mind you, the next person that walks in will think he’s been smacked in the head with a poo bat. But, ah, I don’t know, you know, if a woman walks in after ya, kill 'em, knock 'em in half.
I’ve always understood that people, I know that everybody does get embarrassed by taking a crap — you wouldn’t want to be doing it in the middle of Bourke Street butt naked trying to poo into a cup. I mean, even dogs, if you watch a dog crap, even a dog’s embarrassed to do poos. You know, when they do a poo they’re all bent over like they’re trying to root a cricket bat, but even they get embarrassed, and that’s a dog, and they’ll eat it!