Lower third graphic reads, Big Hair Woman. Day 4. The sign on the wall of the building reads, National Broadcasting Commission.
Effie (as narrator) Shannah gave me the name of another relo, John, who worked in radio. I thought I’d do him a favour by giving him an interview. After all, he was a wantok. Jeez, sometimes I am just too nice, you know?
Effie and John walk down an office corridor and enter a recording studio. They sit down at a table together. There are studio equipment and lights in the background.
John Honani Our program is basically looking at bringing people from all parts of life.
Effie Ah, John, I’ve pre-prepared a little intro speech there, if you’d like to read that.
John Ah, have you?
Effie To introduce yourself.
John reads out the introduction. Effie mouths the words as he speaks.
John Oh, this is lovely. ‘Sometimes in life, miracles happen. And today one is happening in Papua New Guinea, Australia’s biggest and most loved and respected megastar is here today and, yes, she’s even more beautiful in real life than most of us think of.’ Welcome to Papua New Guinea, Effie.
Effie Thank you, John.
John Can I just ask you about your religion?
Effie My religion is actually Greek Orthodox. Basically, we believe in the same things that most Christians believe in – you don’t do wrong by anyone, you try not to give anyone a bad haircut, try not to rip anyone off, try not to borrow things – skin products, things like that – that aren’t yours. Basically, do unto others how you want to be done unto yourself. Yeah, you’ve had a lot of missionaries in here?
John Yes.
Effie What influence have they had?
Scenes of people, mainly women and children, attending a church service.
John Effie, very much. Missionaries have brought development, brought civilisation, to Papua New Guinea so missionaries have a big part to play. People of Papua New Guinea respect the missionaries more than, probably, a businessman or a politician.